No, I Ain’t

Right. This thing has been going on for a few weeks and honestly, I just dun give a rat’s ass about it, which is why I never address the matter before.. until I went for lunch wif an old friend just now. Plus, I have better things to do you know.. like catching mice.. and collecting loot dropped by them mice. I need one more scrap metal to be able to craft the most powderful trap there is in the game at the mo. One fucking more.. but at the rate things are going now, I’ll prolly die of old age first before I can get it. GAHHHH!!

Anyhoo, where was I? Ahh, yes. The issue of who the heck is Piah Zadora. Due to this man’s obsession with wanting to know who’s the real person behind the most famous(?) blogger, he’s not only willing to offer good money to you midgets out there who can expose her, but he seems to have a vendetta against lil old me as well. Why? I dunno. Perhaps due to the fact that am the only commentor whose identity he knew of? The rest are well.. anonymous. Or perhaps he’s trying his damnest to make up for his (lack of) height, which am told is only at 4’10”. Huh, imagine that.

The other reason is becoz of this.. well, not really. I just want to put this up just for the heck of it. To the person who did that, shame on you. ๐Ÿ˜›

Below is the email conversation between me and the elusive Piah Zadora herself. Please note the date of those emails. First email was sent when she privatised her first blog. That’s right. Her first blog.

From: ateen saad
Date: 2009/1/31
Subject: Re: why?
To: Piah Zadora

hello piah. sorry sangat2 lah akan darjah kelewatan aku balas email ko last time. aku jarang bukak email yg satu ni. ya, aku dah lama tak pakai nama ateen dah. am using kakikup3nd3k instead. tapi aku rasa ko pun tau, kan? heheh.

2008/11/24 Piah Zadora
cik ateen, mintak tolong sikit. boleh tak jangan comment pakai nama ateen dah? kau pakai la nama glamer ke apa. senang sikit aku nak ban orang tua tak sedar diri tu. Sorry to have to do this, but aku takut ter-ban the real ateen. Aku pun dah tak boleh comment kat mana-mana pakai Piah Zadora sebab hanjeng ni. Thanks.

2008/11/21 ateen saad
owh. tq tq tq tq ๐Ÿ˜€

2008/11/21 Piah Zadora
sudah buka kembali cik ateen.

2008/11/20 ateen saad

Cik Piah
kenapa suddenly privatised your blog? may i have access to it?


Now I hope after reading that, it’ll be clear to all and sundram (Leen Bakar, mak pinjam phrase uols ya nok?) that I am not (and never was) that famous blogger.

To Hanafi Ali, I only have one thing to say to you. STOP MAKING AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF. Like totally, Grandpa.


2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by azq on March 27, 2009 at 8:59 am

    aduiyaiii… sampai begitu sekali?letih la aku dgn org2 mcm ni. kang cakap bodoh sombong kang, marah pulak. ape masalah dia yek? kurang kasih sayang kah?

    oh, maklongnya bedah, gud lak la dgn mousetrap kau tu…


  2. Posted by faiezspeaks on March 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahah! Aduih, 4’10” ke? Sakit perut aku gelak weh! 4’10”, tinggi lagi kabinet dapur aku weh HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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